The Daily Show with Trevor Noah Donald Trump
Team Trump had 24 hours to come up with a reason why the president threw U.S. intel under the bus while standing next to Putin, and the best they could come up with was that he misspoke.
Because Trump asked Russia to hack Hillary's emails in public, it’s somehow not as big a deal.
Safraz Shaw I said it once and I will say it again, "my unborn sperm is smarter than this man".
John M. Boyd I just want to know which Trump Republicans agree with. The one who said "I don't see why it would be Russia" yesterday, or the Trump that said "I don't see why it wouldn't be Russia" today.
Christina Sheinin I never thought I’d feel nostalgic for George W. Bush, yet here we are. GWB is downright charming in comparison. Behold:
“People say, 'How can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?' You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you.”
And this, which is so apropos:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
And perhaps my favorite:
“There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again."
Jost Jäger Sorry Trevor, you used to be funny but I'll have to say it very clearly: You just fail at making fun of Trump. I mean, when he stood there besides Vladimir Putin and you could watch him internally cringe at the thought of his election success being tainted by russian interference and his ego getting so hard in his way to have INCOMPETENT written all over his body language and face. Now he even doubled down on incompetent with the most INCOHERENT explanation ever. Looking like a hostage forced to read a statement prepared by the kidnappers.
I mean, that is world class comedy. I cried from laughing when I watchted this press conference. It is not possible to make fun of this. Sorry, but I think Donald Trump is killing your profession.